Sarge comes up with the most ridiculous ideas and usually follows through on those ideas
He made Simmons a cyborg, he made the bomb in Church’s stomach unable to be disabled manually, he theorized they’d jumping into the future, he uses codeword and password for security, he thought Simmons went crazy for seeing a tank which they all already knew was there from before, he holds a competition for second in command with a wrench, a skull, and Donut, and Donut BARELY wins, he makes up entire conversations while talking to Lopez, blew up Tex’s ship for kicks, agrees to a dangerous mission in return for Wash demoting Grif, and a million other ridiculous things
And yet somehow, has managed to keep his team together for 11 fucking years.
jentesomreiser said: i reallllly want to comment on this but idk how much i really want to reveal
[ben folds voice] do it anyway
anyone that says thick thighs aren’t attractive is fucking weak.
thighs powerful enough to crush my head when i’m between them?